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"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."
"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
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"How about this: you don't take our order by memory and we won't forget to tip?"
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Your Tip So Far
Help wanted - Better help wanted.
"Hello, my name is George and I'll be interrupting your every five minutes."
"Wanna do lunch?"
"It's the Chef Surprise."
"It's the Chef Surprise."
"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."
"A table near the salad bar."
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"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"
"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."
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"I've added eighteen percent to your bill because it's more than fifteen percent."
Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.
"Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip."
"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"
Salad bar raking.
Hors d'oeuvres and Chaos...
"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"
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Restaurant - Out To Lunch.
"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"
'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'
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"Speed up our order - my husband hasn't eaten in nearly an hour."
"I'll be your waiter, folks, and I hope you'll be patient. We're a little short-handed tonight."