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'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'
'I ordered an aperitif not a pair of teeth.'
'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
Bank 'n' Burger
"The cheese balls—can I get that as an entrée?"
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"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.
"Regular service or affected?"
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"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist trap, tourist traps, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, wine, ceramic mug, ceramic mugs, coffee mug, coffee mugs, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, three stars
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"Although you've yet to try your water or even order an entree, how is everything?"
"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-through, lane, lanes
"When my mother asks if you want anything to eat just say no."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eat, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, maitre d', maitre d's, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, front of house, service, customer service, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, question, questions, say no, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassing parents, embarrassing mother, embarrassing mom, embarrassing mum
"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, eating, dining, thai restaurant, thai restaurants, thai food, dinner, dinners, diner, diners, underwater, restaurant concept, restaurant concepts, innovative, innovation, innovations, creative, modern life, modern restaurants, concept restaurant, concept restaurants, unusual, strange, best in the city, best
"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."
How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.
Tags:reactor, reactors, power plant, powerplant, power-plant, nuclear, nuclear reactor, nuclear reactors, restaurant, restaurants, dangerous, danger, radiation, beta, alpha, gamma, radioactive, radioactivity, half life, half-life, theme, themed, themed restaurant, themed restaurants, cancerous, science, physics, physicist, physicists
"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"Is this the wine you selected at random?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, wine, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, choosing wine, judging, judgemental, random, random selection
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."