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Resumes Cartoons and Comics

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'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'

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'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'

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'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'

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'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

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Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'

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'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

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"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."

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"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."

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Career Paths Inc.

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"We don't require you to suffer fools gladly, but it's very strongly encouraged."

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If we hired the same way we elect...

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"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."

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How to tell it's still an employer's job market...

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"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

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"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."

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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

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"Sorry - we require at least three fake references."

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"I was the first in my family to lie about going to college."

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'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

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"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

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"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

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"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

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'I eliminated all the platitudes and cliche statements, from your mission statement, and I'm left with this blank sheet of paper.'

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