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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
No goofy comment about coming back to life as a house cat!
"Do you think you could bring back Richard Nixon?"
'When I left, the teacher was arising phoenix-like.'
"Asparagus, insurance detective. You died and we paid your life insurance and suddenly you rise from the dead?! That's what I'd call insurance fraud, Mr Jesus!"
'Unfortunately the shock of being brought back to life triggered a massive heart attack.'
"Lazarus, come forth!"