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I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!
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"My gosh! What did I look like before the surgery?!"
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."
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'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'
"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"
"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."
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"He was always so needy."
Tags:death, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, needy, clingy, zombie, zombies, return from the dead, resurrection
Jesus rises on Easter having also drank coffee
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"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."
'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'
No goofy comment about coming back to life as a house cat!
'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'
The revival meeting.
Jesus Simultaneously Creates the Church and Rock and Roll.
"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."
"See you later Lazarus."
"Do you think you could bring back Richard Nixon?"
'He's NOT coming back from the dead! He was just the Easter Bunny!'
"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."
'When I left, the teacher was arising phoenix-like.'
"Asparagus, insurance detective. You died and we paid your life insurance and suddenly you rise from the dead?! That's what I'd call insurance fraud, Mr Jesus!"
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Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.
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The Post-Resurrection Years.
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"Easter is a holiday we resurrect the ham instead of the turkey."