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"Looks like you just missed Him."
Tags:ascension, ascensions, death, deaths, ascending, ascended, heaven, heavens, resurrection, resurrections, heavenly ascension, heavenly ascensions, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, corporate environment, appointment, appointments, bad timing, missed timing
I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, phoenix, myth, myths, legend, legends, ash, ashes, resurrection, resurrections, rise, rising, death, destruction, renewal, revitalisation, revitalization, revitalise, revitalize, reborn, rebirth, self-improvement, self-esteem, self-confidence, change, transformation, psychology, mental health
'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'
"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."
Tags:lazarus, the raising of lazarus, jesus, miracle, miracles, christ, gospel, gospels, car problem, car problems, engine problem, engine problems, resurrection, resurrections, mechanic, mechanics, bible story, bible stories, new testament, christianity, car engine, car engines, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics
"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"
Tags:andy williams, eartha kitt, bing crosby, burl ives, singer, singers, singing, musician, musicians, artist, artists, frozen, freeze, freezes, cryogenic, cryogenics, cryogenically frozen, thaw, thaws, thawing, thaw out, thaws out, thawing out, thawed out, necromancer, necromancy, resurrect, resurrection, resurrections, resurrecting, bring back, bringing back, classic, classics
'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'
The revival meeting.
Jesus Simultaneously Creates the Church and Rock and Roll.
"See you later Lazarus."
"Do you think you could bring back Richard Nixon?"
'He's NOT coming back from the dead! He was just the Easter Bunny!'
'When I left, the teacher was arising phoenix-like.'
"Asparagus, insurance detective. You died and we paid your life insurance and suddenly you rise from the dead?! That's what I'd call insurance fraud, Mr Jesus!"
Tags:jesus, jesus christ, resurrect, resurrects, resurrection, resurrections, easter, cave, caves, insurance, insurance adjuster, insurance adjusters, insurance investigator, insurance investigators, rise from the dead, rose from the dead, life insurance, insurance fraud, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence
The Post-Resurrection Years.
Tags:jesus, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, miracle, miracles, resurrection, resurrections, easter story, easter, easters, easter time, gospels, carpentry, carpenter, carpenters, odd job, odd jobs, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, religious leader, religious leaders, career change, career changes
"Easter is a holiday we resurrect the ham instead of the turkey."
"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."
Cemetery: One Way.
'Unfortunately the shock of being brought back to life triggered a massive heart attack.'
Self raising Lazarus.
"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."
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"I think I see some eggs in here."
"Lazarus, come forth!"