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'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'
Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.
Save the bacon,
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
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Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.
"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"
Tags:prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, nurse, bane, banes, resuscitate, resuscitates, hospital, hospitals, nursing home, nursing homes, sense of humour, sense of humor, resuscitating, retaliate, unprofessional, revenge, retaliation, vengeance, get back, ignorant, ignorance, unobservant, pay attention, paying attention
'When this line goes flat and the beeping stops, call me.'
"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
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'My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial anything.'
"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."
'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'
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'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'
'My advice would be to loosen his trousers, mate.'
"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).
"Even though it says 'Do not resuscitate' on his chart, it doesn't mean you can steal his watch."
Balloon giving CPR.
"Paramedics are still 10 minutes out! This guys has no pulse! Gimme your TASER!"
Tags:taser, taser, tasers, defibrillators, heart attack, heart attacks, heart problems, resuscitate, resuscitation, resuscitation, cop, cops, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances, police officer, police officers, improvisation, improvisations, improvising, response time, response times, emergency, tase, tasing, cpr, defib, defibrillation, defibrillator, shock, heart, start, jump, jumpstart, save, life, live, living
Sexy nurse attracts heart attack patients.
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' form: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'
"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, meal, feast, holiday, holidays, christmas, xmas, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, resuscitate, resuscitation, resus, defibrillate, defibrillator, defibrillation, trick, tricks, know-how, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas dinner, xmas dinners, festive period, festive season
With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
N.H.S.Trust.In box/out box(Resucitate/Do not resuscitate).