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Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.
'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'
Save the bacon,
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.
"I've got a pulse!"
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'When this line goes flat and the beeping stops, call me.'
Snow man on an ice water drip.
'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'
Does anyone know CPR?
'I normally date older men.'
"Life is full of problems Fiona! By the time I get Kipper moving in the mornings I'm too tired to ride him."
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Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!
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'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'
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'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'
'My advice would be to loosen his trousers, mate.'
"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"
"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"
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"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).
"He's not breathing!! Does anyone know nose to nose resuscitation?"
Balloon giving CPR.
"Paramedics are still 10 minutes out! This guys has no pulse! Gimme your TASER!"
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' Forget it lads.I've just checked his notes,and he's not for resuscitation.'