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Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!
"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"
Balloon giving CPR.
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' form: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'
'His last words were 'The money is in the...' Doctor, you must revive him.'
With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"
"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."
'Doctor please don't open the window; he specifically asked not to be ventilated.'
'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'
'It's been three days. I think we can safely say that their efforts to resuscitate you have failed.'
"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."