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'How late do you expect to be working?'
'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
Tags:motorcycle, motorcycles, motor bike, motor bikes, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, mid life crisis, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, may-december romance, may december romance, may-december, trophy girlfriend, trophy girlfriends, aging, aged, retired, retire
'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'
Shot glasses of the elderly.
Tags:shot glass, shot glasses, medication, medications, medicate, medicating, medication tray, medication trays, pill box, pill boxes, reminder, reminders, day of the week, days of the week, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, retire, retires, retiring, retirement age, shot, shots, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
Old People of the Future.
"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
Tags:lion, lions, wolf, wolfs, wolves, predator, predators, support group, support groups, mentor, mentors, mentoring, consultant, consultant, consulting, expert, experts, expertise, group, groups, hunt, hunts, hunting, train, trains, training, area of expertise, areas of expertise, retirement, retire, retires, retiring
"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
Tags:financial planning, financial plan, retirement, retiring, retire, investment, investments, fund, funds, mutual fund, mutual funds, 401(k), 401k, 401ks, money market, market, stock market, trading, trade, stock trading, stock trader, stock trade, socially responsible investing, bad investment, bad investments, money, financial advisor, financial advisors, day trader, day traders, day trading, personal finances, market crash, market crashes
The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, flight, flying, fly, hover, hovers, hovering, retire, retires, retired, retirement, voyeur, voyeurs, voyeurism, sexual preditor, sexual preditor, sexual offenders, boca raton, holiday, holidays, holidaying, holiday maker, holiday makers
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."
Tags:employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement
'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'
For Today's Dad
Tags:bitter, bitterness, bitterly, daddy issues, daddy problems, fatherhood, fathers, fathers and sons, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, redundancy, redundant, competitive, competitively, cards, card, unemployed, unemployment, complex, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronises, retired, retires, retire, retiree, modern, modern family, unhappy families, family matters, modern life, greetings cards, greeting cards, father's day, fathers day
"Lionel and I haven't seen each other in twenty years, but once in cahoots always in cahoots."
Tags:cahoot, in cahoots, cahoots, old people, elderly, elder, elders, old, old age, ageing, aging, retired, retirement, retire, men, man, reunion, reunions, club, clubs, gentlemen's club, gentlemen's clubs, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, partner, partners, partnership, partnerships, alliance, alliances