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'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
"Grandpa, what are those antennas on your desk for?"
Tags:grandpa, grandfather, grandparents, grandchild, desk, desks, old, old age, retiree, retirees, office, offices, pen, pens, ink pen, ink pens, ink pot, ink pots, blot, blots, blotting, stand, stands, antenna, antennas, technology, new technology, write, writes, writing, generation z, generation gap, generation gaps, confused, confusion, signal, signals
"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
Tags:phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, text, texts, texting, bomb, bombed, bombing, accident, accidents, technophobe, technophobes, drone, drones, text message, text messages, confused, confusing, try, tried, trying, shock, shocked, shocking, remote control drone, remote control drones, old, old age, retiree, new technology, device, devices
"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"
Tags:old age, old people, married, married couple, married couples, retiree, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, knit, knits, knitting, remember, remembers, remembering, member, members, demographic, demographics, desirable, contemplate, contemplating, admire, admires, admiring, social demographic, jealous, jealousy
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, pet, pets, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, politics, politician, politicians, retirement, retiring, retiree, retirees, regret, regrets, regretting, stress, stressful, violence, fighting, smoking, noise, noisy, spending time with family
"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."
Tags:office, offices, businessman, businessmen, accountant, accountants, broker, brokers, financial broker, financial brokers, job, jobs, work, workaholic, workaholics, escape, escapee, escaped, escapes, retire, retires, retirement, retired, retiree, loath, tedious, remorse, guilty, guilt, ungrateful, snide comment, snide, snide remark, snide remarks, rude, lazy, lethargic, wishful
For Today's Dad
Tags:bitter, bitterness, bitterly, daddy issues, daddy problems, fatherhood, fathers, fathers and sons, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, redundancy, redundant, competitive, competitively, cards, card, unemployed, unemployment, complex, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronises, retired, retires, retire, retiree, modern, modern family, unhappy families, family matters, modern life, greetings cards, greeting cards, father's day, fathers day
"Honey, … I'm still home..."
Tags:retirement, retiree, retirees, retiring, post-retirement, after retirement, bored, boredom, staying home, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, isolation, isolated, homebody, homebodies
"It isn't enough to feel sixty-five. You have to be sixty-five."
Tags:retirement, retiring, retiree, retirees, social security, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, age, ages, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged
"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, hedge, hedges, hedge fund, hedge funds, retirement, retiree, retirees, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, trader, traders, wall street, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock market, stock markets, green thumb, word play, wordplay, play on words
"You're in great shape. I hope you have enough retirement savings to last another 30 years."
"We're going back to dial-up."
Tags:internet, the internet, internet access, dial-up, dial, dials, dialing, return, returns, returning, access, internet access, connect, connects, connecting, connection, technology, new technology, going back, know, familiar, familiarity, aware, awareness, corrupt, corruption, old age, pensioner, pensioners, retiree, retirees, exhaust, exhausting, exhaustion
"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
"Have you ever been young before?"
Tags:cosmetic, cosmetics, surgery, surgeries, cosmetic surgery, old woman, old, retire, retired, retiree, retirees, young, youthful, fake, rude, receptionist, receptionists, shock, shocked, shocking, wrinkly, wrinkled, correction, corrections, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, improve, improves, improvements
"Do you know what I like about you, Rachel? You're old, like me."
Tags:old man, old woman, retiree, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, rocking chair, rocking chairs, retirement home, old people's home, like, likes, characteristic, characteristics, fancy, fancies, flirt, flirts, in common, things in common, similar, similarity, similarities, old, age, aging, frail, lonely, loneliness, care, care home, care homes
"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"
Tags:married, marriage, marriages, marriage problems, old age, ageing, old, aging, long-term relationships, valentines, valentine's day, 14th february, skip, skips, skipping, ignore, ignores, ignoring, lazy, uninterested, indolent, unbothered, unromantic, take for granted, taking for granted, comfortable, lack of effort, retiree, retirees, retired, pensioner, pensioners
"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."
Tags:migration, migrations, migrating, going south, winter, wintertime, season, seasons, seasonal, seasonal migration, south, flying south, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, snowbird, snowbirds, travel, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, retiree, retirees, retirement
"You wish we were rich? Sweetheart, why didn't you tell me that thirty years ago?"
"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"Retiring? What the hell else do you have to do?"