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"I've been going over your retirement account Mr. Horseblossom. Have you ever considered the feeling of personal accomplishment one gets from a hunting and gathering lifestyle?"
'When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like, '401 que pasa?'
"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."
"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."
"The bull market has peaked! The bull market has peaked!"
"Please put my back on hold. That song - "We're in the Money" - put me in a rare good mood!"
"Can he call you back? Before Mr. Folger invests any of his own money, he consults his personal astrologer."
"Marv is in the acceptance stage of grief about how his 401(k) retirement plan is doing."
"I expected more from my financial planeer than, "Look for a fast food place that's hiring."'
"Quit complaining, Mr. Brewster. Your stocks had an exceptional year...you broke even!"
"Joey, how about our 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread' fund?"
"Don't worry about barring the doors and fending off the Vikings. They've already raided our retirement account."
"I want a costume that will scare grownups. What does an underfunded retirement account look like?"
"One is for me, one is for my individual retirement account."