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'How late do you expect to be working?'
'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'
'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'
Will Work for Ever
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Shot glasses of the elderly.
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"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."
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'I stopped worrying about how much I needed to retire on when I realized there was no way I can ever retire.'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.
'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I man until we retire.'
'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'
"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."
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'Don't get me started about the poor...because of them I can't afford to retire.'
'No offense, but you guys with your nine lives really blew the pension fund!'
'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'
'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'
'Could you look after my grandchildren, Dear? I've got to continue working.'
"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"
"'Bring your children to work day' just isn't the same since they put the retirement age up!"