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"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."
"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
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"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
"We have just enough left over to regret everything I ever did."
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"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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"We can pay off our mortgage, educate our kids, or retire at 65 - pick any two."
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"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
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'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'
"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."
"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."
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'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'
'When bad 401ks happen to good people'
"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"
"It's good and bad news with your investments, the good is that they've gone up, the bad news is they've gone up in smoke!"
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"It's never to early to start saving for a pension..."
"Sorry, grandma. We need the money for 'our' retirement."
"Jim was determined to make the right decisions about his pension. He insisted on studying all the options, hundreds of them..."
"I'm afraid the time when you could retire with a carriage clock and gilt edged pension are over..."
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