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'How late do you expect to be working?'
"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
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"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
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"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."
'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'
"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."
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"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"
"It's good and bad news with your investments, the good is that they've gone up, the bad news is they've gone up in smoke!"
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"I call Fred my '401-K'. Lots of promises but nothing to show for it."
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"It's never to early to start saving for a pension..."
"Sorry, grandma. We need the money for 'our' retirement."
"Jim was determined to make the right decisions about his pension. He insisted on studying all the options, hundreds of them..."
"I'm afraid the time when you could retire with a carriage clock and gilt edged pension are over..."
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'Looks like a lot of your assets are tied up in poverty.'
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"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."
"Do you remember the old days when you'd slog your heart out for 40 years and then be put out to grass with a watch and a paltry pension?"
"You've got the weekend, have a set of draft proposals on my desk by Monday."
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"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."
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