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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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Shot glasses of the elderly.
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'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
Old People of the Future.
"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
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'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'
For Today's Dad
Tags:bitter, bitterness, bitterly, daddy issues, daddy problems, fatherhood, fathers, fathers and sons, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, redundancy, redundant, competitive, competitively, cards, card, unemployed, unemployment, complex, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronises, retired, retires, retire, retiree, modern, modern family, unhappy families, family matters, modern life, greetings cards, greeting cards, father's day, fathers day
"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
Tags:social security, retire, retires, retired, retirement fund, retirement funds, graduate, graduates, graduated, college, colleges, adulthood, adults, post graduate, postgrad, postgrads, post grad, post grads, career, careers, career path, career paths, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, indecision, indecisive, university, wishy-washy
Retiring from the rat race
'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
"I've decided to leave public office because I lost the election."
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'It was an early-retirement offer I couldn't turn down. They threw a pile of money my way, asked me to disappear in a puff of smoke, and before they could change their minds, I was gone!'
'It's a questionnaire asking why you're interested in early retirement.'
Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...
"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
Tags:characters, celebrities, middle age, middle aged, elvis, elvis presley, lookalike, lookalikes, look-alike, look-alikes, impersonator, impersonators, impersonation, impersonations, retire, retires, retired, empty nest, empty nests, empty nester, empty nesters, rockabilly, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rocker, rockers, mankoff
"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'
The Final Chapter.
Tags:old age, retirement, retiring, retires, retired, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, technology, technologies, confusion, confused, confusing, confuses, overwhelm, overwhelmed, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, mistake, mistakes, generation, generations
'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'
Tags:wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, retirement home, retirement homes, retire, retires, retiring, retired, retirement, fake, fakes, faking, act, acts, acting, acted, heart attack, heart attacks, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology, myocardial infarction, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers