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"Are you back again?"
"My donation to the DNC had been returned."
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
Returning Christmas gifts.
"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."
"Head back? What do you mean, head back?"
Tags:ball, baseball, baseballs, boomerang, boomerangs, return, returns, returning, returned, roll away, rolls away, rolled away, rolling away, nature, personality, personality, trait, traits, characteristic, characteristics, attribute, attributes, question, questions, sport, sports, game, games, outdoor activities, lost, lose, losing, leave, leaving, leaves, left
Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.
"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."
Tags:suspicion, suspicious, suspect, suspected, cheat, infidelity, marriage, married, catch, catching, caught, catches, morning, mornings, marriage, married, married life, breakfast, couple, couples, cliche, cliches, cliched, reference, references, stereotype, stereotypes, unexpected, unexpected return, return, returned, trust, trusting, trustworthy, depend, dependable, reliable, reliability, rely, rely on, faith, faithful, trusts, literal, literally
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, home, homes, boomerang, boomerangs, return, returns, returning, returned, returner, returners, baby, babies, son, sons, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, shock, shocks, shocked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, player, players, glove, gloves, sporting goods, sporting equipment, glove pocket, glove pockets, return, returns, returning, returned, defect, defects, defective, fault, faults, faulty, faulted, customer, customers, rubbish, useless, bring back, brings back, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
Tags:gluten, gluten-free, gluten-intolerance, intolerance, intolerances, gluten allergy, gluten allergy, allergies, wheat, celiac, celiac disease, angry, pissed, unhappy, back, returned, return, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, food preparation, cooking, baking, baker, bakers, food, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, blob, blobs
"We've changed our investment strategy."
"No wonder they didn't like it. I forgot to sprinkle the antidepressant on it."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, food safety, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, sent back, returned, sprinkle, sprinkles, antidepressant, antidepressants, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, dark humor, dark humour, modern life
"Your husband went back to his first wife and is already on board."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, big, animal, animals, gangplank, gangplanks, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, first wife, first wives, returned, former, previous, left behind, dumped
Man invents the recall.
Calendar; 'Point of no return.'
'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'
"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, religion, religious, god, gods, reincarnation, death, previous life, previous lives, came back, returned, worship, bastet
Tags:lockdown, lockdowns, quarantine, quarantining, quarantined, quarantines, coronavirus, covid-19, corona, covid, covid 19, virus, viruses, animal, animals, roam, roaming, roamed, roams, take over, taking over, takes over, took over, wildlife, return, returns, returning, returned, natural reset, nature, new normal, stay indoors, human interaction, human interactions
"I'd like to bounce a check."
"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, sorry, saying sorry, remorse, remorseful, health, mental health, depression, manic, manic depression, swing, swung, returned, insanity, temporary insanity
Book Redemption Center
Conan the Librarian.
Everyone stopped and stared at the familiar figure that had entered the Windows saloon. All of a sudden, the realisation hit them. The Start Menu had returned!"