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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'
'Don't be such a drama queen, if you sell your soul, all you have to do is spend a thousand years in the Ikea returns department.'
Birthday Complaint and Return Department
'I'd like to return this. . . this isn't going to go well, is it?'
'Want to open a present early? . . . Want to watch me take present back early?'
'We would like to exchange this please.'
'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'
The Many Happy Returns Department
returning a Jr. MD kit tyhat fails to mention malpractice insurance
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
'I would like to return this mirror. Its reflection doesn't look a thing like me.'
Santa's Workshop - Underwear Gift Division.
'He's too noisy.'
Question Authority T shirt being returned by judge
'What's the procedure for returning her Bag for Life?'
Man at 'Returns' window: 'It's probably better if my wife told you what I think...'