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"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."
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'He's the wrong size.'
"Do you have a returns policy?"
"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."
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"Can I return this for something that will make me feel more FABULOUS?"
Reasons for Return...
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"We don't do 'returns'!"
"Goodness, no! I'm returning it."
Birthday Complaint and Return Department
"I'd like to return this sheep's clothing. Too itchy."
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'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'
'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'
'Honey, what's the return policy on this baby?'
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"We're just lucky Mom can't get her money back if not delighted."
"This mirror is defective. It makes me look old and fat."
'I'd like to return this. I got the same gift on my birthd...Oh, dude! I'm really sorry. No offense, ok?'
'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'
"Are you still in your original packaging? I've been thinking about returning you."
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'Suppose I don't like it. What's your return policy?'
'What if I don't spend it all? What's your return policy?'
"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."
'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'
'That's the wrong one. Hope you kept the receipt.'
'I believe she was hoping for something a little less practical.'
"About that house I bought from you three years ago - the heating system keeps breaking down, the pipes leak, the foundation is cracking...I want my money back."