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Uncle Sam Tries to Return Trump
Tags:potus, white house, president trump, donald trump, trump administration, trump presidency, public duty, impeachment, impeachment trial, impeachment inquiry, ukraine scandal, abuse of power, leader of the western world, uncle sam, second term, presidential election, presidential race, returns policy, returns window, customer complaint, customer complaints, returns counter
"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, returns policy, returns policies, returns, sympathy, customer service, customer services, customer experience, second chance, second chances, inconsolable, customer satisfaction, tantrum, tantrums, weeping, weepy, emotional, overly emotional, sensitive, sensitivity, taking things personally
'He's the wrong size.'
"Can I return this for something that will make me feel more FABULOUS?"
"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."
Tags:tacky, tackiness, kitsch, kitschy, kitschiness, customer service, customer, customers, return, returns, returns policy, returns policies, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, home improvement, furnishing, furnishings, home improvements, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness
"Do you have a returns policy?"
"We don't do 'returns'!"
Reasons for Return...
Tags:returns policy, returns policies, return, returns, warranty, warranties, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, receipt, receipts, online shopping, online shop, online shops, internet shop, internet shops, internet shopping, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, customer services
"Goodness, no! I'm returning it."
Pet returning its food
'I'd like to return this, please.'
Birthday Complaint and Return Department
'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'
'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'
"I'd like to return this sheep's clothing. Too itchy."
Tags:itch, itches, itching, itchy, itchiness, customer service, customer services, sheep's clothing, sheep, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolf, wolves, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, phrase, phrases, returns policy, returns policies, customer service, customer services, store, stores, shop, shops
Buyers remorse items.
GOP gift returns.
'Honey, what's the return policy on this baby?'
Tags:baby, babies, infant, infants, obgyn, ob gyn, obstetrics, obstetricians, hospital, hospitals, baby wards, maternity ward, maternity wards, family life, family-life, child raising, cost of living, child rearing, child costs, baby expenses, baby costs, buying, returns, store returns, returns policy, returns policies, mother, mothers, father, fathers
"We're just lucky Mom can't get her money back if not delighted."
"This mirror is defective. It makes me look old and fat."
"Are you still in your original packaging? I've been thinking about returning you."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, original packaging, original packing, returns policy, returns policies, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, slobbery, return policy, return policies, divorce, divorces, marital problem, marital problems, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns
'I'd like to return this. I got the same gift on my birthd...Oh, dude! I'm really sorry. No offense, ok?'
'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'
'That's the wrong one. Hope you kept the receipt.'
'If this doesn't work, do I get a full refund?'