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"I've invented the plastic straw! It's so durable that, from now on, every man, woman, and child will only need a single straw for their lifetime!"
Factory Second Food
"Those pastries are from last month's management meeting. We thought you might enjoy them."
"As part of my recycling I'm reusing my resolutions from 2014, 5, 3 and 9."
Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal
Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
The Nine Circles of Heaven
Fat Reduction Clinic.
'I'll be right with you just as soon as I find my lucky tongue depressor.'
"Did you throw away this tabletop?"
'Our investment strategy? We reuse plastic forks.'
When Papi says... "This family is not wasteful!" it means...wash the plastic cups so they can be used again.
"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."
"I can't believe we're wasting all this gift-wrapping paper."