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'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
'Wake up kid, We've got some party games of our own we'd like to play,'
"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"Your mother wants to remind you how difficult and painful your birth was."
Voodoo for Today
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, ex, exes, the ex, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, revenge, getting revenge, saint peter, judgement, impartial, impartiality, bias, biased, judgement day, dying, died
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"I heard he used to work for Christie."
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, going home, coming home, home time, hometime, switch, switched, swap, swapped, woof, irritating, irritant, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, human traits, human trait, human characterstiucs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, grumpy, grump, disgruntled, bad day at work, lousy day, bad day, bad days, pay back, pay-back, taste of your own medicine, karma, revenge, inconsiderate
"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"
Tags:leopard, leopards, fur coat, fur coats, survey, surveys, regret, regrets, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, big cat, big cats, animal rights, animal product, animal products, endangered animal, endangered animals, karma, revenge
'Once again she'd been seated next to a crying baby, but this time Mara was fighting back.'
'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
Tags:hunter, hunt, hunts, hunters, hunting, hunted, predator, predators, prey, deer, deers, moose, beer, beers, lure, lured, luring in, bait, lures, luring, trick, tricks, tricked, jump, jumped, umps, mug, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugs, revenge, retaliation, only fair, retaliate, retaliating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'
"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."
Tags:reunion, reunions, school reunion, school reunions, high school reunion, high school reunions, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, success, successful, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs, revenge, getting revenge, the american dream
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, remote controler, remote controlers, remote, remotes, clicker, clickers, changing channel, changing channels, changing program, changing programs, changing programme, changing programmes, frog, frogs, turned into a frog, changed into a frog flicker, flickers, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, frustration, frustrations, revenge
"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting
"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, revenge, getting revenge, murder, murders, murderer, murderers
"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, taking revenge, cannibalism, meat eater, meat eaters, butcher, butchers, butchery, dark humour, black humour
"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."