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'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
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The 'Death Tax'
'I'm exploring another revenue stream.'
'This guy knows how to find revenue streams.'
'The quarterly earnings don't look good. We seem to be in a bit of a slump.'
'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'
'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?
'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'
"Basically, what we're saying, Mr. Weber, is that it's not nice not to share."
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"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."
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'Thanks for the check; however, if it's made out to the 'infernal revenue service', it's considered a frivolous return.'
Accountant speaks with client in ball room and fun with taxes
'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'
IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'
"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"
'There have been a few changes while you were on holiday...It's all part of our new policy of maximising revenue generation from underutilised fixed assets.'
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"You owe us five more dollars."
'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'
'Its a shame that the taxpayers and voters are the same person.'
'Incredible deductions, Mr. Holmes.'
'We need to encourage growth in the private sector to generate the taxes that provide the revenue for us to fund the NHS to resist the inroads of the private sector.'
Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.
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'True, he can be annoying. But keep in mind that he's our only source of revenue.'