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"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, war poetry, war poem, war poems, wwi, world war one, ww1, world war, world war 1, soldier, soldiers, permission, permissions, couplet, couplets, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming
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"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
Tags:dish, spoon, talk show, talk shows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, dishes, spoons, hey diddle diddle, work together, works together, working together, cliche, cliches, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, couple, couples, ran away, run away, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, late night talk show, late night talk shows
Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.
Valentines for Real Estate
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Truther Goose Poems
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"I don't believe you're going senile." "See the pyramids along the Nile …."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, rhyming, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, senile, senility, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill
"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"
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Old MacDonald had a startup.
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"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"
Tags:charade, charades, playing charades, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, sounds like, clue, clues, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, cancer, cancers, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news
How Not to Remember Names
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Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
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"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."
Mom sings song to child but gets the lyrics wrong.
A hasty waste or tasty paste.
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"I brought back the auto companies, healed our divides, and, at the sound of the bell, you may open your eyes."
"Look Santa...it's my elfie selfie!"
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"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, borrower, borrowers, loan company, loan companies, loan officer, loan officers, debt, mortgage broker, mortgage brokers, lender, lenders, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, psychology, insecure, insecurity, problem, problems, distraction, distractions, distracting, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, customer, customers
"But I followed the recipe exactly. Honest I did. With god as my wit.... Oh, sorry.
'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'
(I have issues.) (I have tissues.)
"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"
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The Lavender Dot - Part Five
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