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"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
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EVE...some assembly required
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"Eve had a good sense of humor. She took a lot of ribbing on the job."
Man with x-ray burnt onto his back.
"What's the 'Banker's Special?'"
'Here you go. Some stick-to-your-ribs food.'
Meeting up with Rex, Adam immediately counted his ribs.
Abe lost his beautiful wife & kids, his home, his job and his dignity. All because of one little fart on the way home from The Rib Shack.
'That better not be a second rib scar, Adam.'
'Adam, I have a bone to pick with you!'
"If you want to keep his rib...I'd insist on a pre-nup."
'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'
'I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and double-ribbed condoms.'
'I have a pain in my picnic area and baby-back ribs... also my chops are acting up again.'
Woman sees sign on butcher shop advertising ribs.
'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'
'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'
'He's a very sick elephant.'
'Toupee or not toupee? - That is the question.'
"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."