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"I couldn't find the giant scissors."
'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'
'I declare this chain of retail shops closed.'
'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'
I now declare this envelope open.
"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."