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"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
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"Gays and lesbians getting married – haven't they suffered enough?"
"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."
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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
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"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
Government In Exile
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Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.
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'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"So what if the First Amendment does go? We still have twenty-?ve more."
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"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"
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'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
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'We're foreclosing on your intellectual property.'
'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'
"Every year when I begin this unit on the Constitution, I feel I have to make it very clear that the Bill of Rights does not necessarily apply in this classroom."
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
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'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'
"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
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"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
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'You have the right to remain silent. But you really need to talk, I'm here for you.'
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'Don't forget the right to get up on furniture.'
"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."
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Trademarked answer in math class.
"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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