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'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'
"It was humiliating. They used a police dog to chase me ??" a wiener dog."
'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'
'It's for liability reasons.'
'Okay, I admit it -- taking two trips to the bank vault was a bad idea!'
'Five years for tax fraud and ten years for contributing to the delinquency of a personal computer.'