Ring-tones Cartoons and Comics

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

'And this is Marmaduke's ringtone. Only dogs can hear it.'

"My ringtone is the song, 'Stayin' Alive.' In my business, you have to have a sense of humor."

"Can you change that ring tone to something other than a dog bark?"

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

'My ringtone is a recording of my master's whistle.'

The Cat Pranks The Dog

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Senator, are you sure you didn't swallow your cellphone? I keep getting a'vote for Shlumberg' ringtone.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Arnold and I had to break up - our ringtones clash.'

Catcall.

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'We know you're in there, mugs. We can hear your ringtone.'

'Hey, we have the same ringtone!'

'I never should have downloaded that 'Sopranos' ring tone.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

'Listen, dear...they're playing out ringtone.'

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog or get a different ring tone.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'