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'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."
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Tax Preparer Pleases A Circus Ringmaster
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'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'
Lion Taming School: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (for chair).
Circus elephant and hoop.
'A raise? -- You take yourself WAY too seriously!'
"You do have a tendency to internalise things.Particularly ringmasters."
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Donald Trump ringmaster with GOP clown car
'Not very traditional granted, but you have to admire their sense of theatre don't you?'
The circus diver.
"Do you smell something funny?"
'My court case became such a media circus I decided to employ a ringmaster instead of a lawyer!'
"Uff...he forgot to use the mouthwash again!"
"If you have a short fuse, this job isn't for you."
Lost & Found
Show me the funny!
'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'
'Still having trouble finding day care?'
' Alright, alright, three weeks vacation and extra beefsteak on holidays ! '
'So that's where I left my car keys!'