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"Honey wake up, the avocados are ripe!"
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
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'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'
"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
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"My client alleges age discrimination in your hiring process."
'Well Doc, I'm a little off colour and I haven't been peeling well...'
Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.
'I got thrown out of the supermarket. I squeezed the eggs to see if they were ripe.'
'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'
Picking overhanging fruit.
Future for US farmers...
The client is always ripe!
'Mark my words boy!! You're not RIPE yet!!
"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."
"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."
"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."