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"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, body, bodies, body size, big, ripped, jacked, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, in shape
"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym routine, pump, get a pump on, pumped, pumped up, lift, lifting, lifting weights, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, locker room, locker-room, gymnasium, health, muscle, muscles, cardio, heart health, fitness, fit, fitter, ripped, shredded, men, masculine, masculinity, date, dates, dating
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Tags:ab, abs, abdominal, abdominals, exercise, exercising, exercises, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym-goer, gym rat, gym rats, gym bunny, cardio bunny, fit, fitter, fitness, strength, strong, stroner, working out, work out, work outs, work-out, routine, jacked, jacked up, stacked, shredded, ripped, lingo, slang, stomach, word play, word-play, play on words, muscle, muscles, bodybuilder, body-builder, bodybuilders, body-builders, clique, cliques, social, social cue, social cues, social norm, social norms
"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
"Yes, I have seen your ball."
Tags:artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, modern, modern art, modern life, culture, cultures, cultured, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, landscape, landscape painter, landscape painting, still life, still-life, accident, accidental, destruction, ball, balls, sport, sports, clash, clashed, throw, break, broken, rip, ripped, tear, torn
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.
"From now on, don't bring any newspapers with my breakfast!"
Battery lifting weights
Tags:battery, batteries, fitter, happier, more productive, aa, aaa, workout, weights, lifting weights, weight lifting, health, fit, fitness, exercise, muscles, gym, better body, physique, glamour muscles, glamorous, looking good, attainable, workout plan, summer body, beach body, beach bodies, workouts, workout, ripped
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
Tags:shred, shreds, shredding, shredded, shredder, shredders, stationery, office equipment, jams, jam, jamming, jammed, rip, rips, ripping, ripped, office worker, paper, papers, shirt, shirts, tear, tears, tearing, torn, tie, ties, office manager, office managers, fault, faults, faulty, broken, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, malfunctioned
'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'
Tags:rip, rips, ripping, ripped, pants, trousers, boxers, boxer shorts, breach, breaches, breaching, breached, material breach, material breaches, tear, tears, tearing, torn, split, splits, splitting, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warned, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trapeze performer slips out of his costume!
'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'
"Is there a seamstress present?"
"Excuse me...you have a tear in your dress."
'Actually, I'd better have 2 pairs of trousers in case I get a hole.'
'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'
'You must be the new guy.'
"He sure liked to drink a lot."