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"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
"Congressman, you need a junket."
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"Come on, Agnes...I'm trying to rest in peace."
"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
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'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"
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"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."
Tags:magic, magical artefact, magical artefacts, invisibility, wizard, wizards, mage, mages, witch, witches, witchcraft, sorcery, sorcerer, sorcerers, magic power, magic powers, invisible, cloak, cloaks, rip, rips, children's book, children's books, children's literature, childrens literature, childrens book, childrens books
'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'
Tags:rip, rips, ripping, ripped, pants, trousers, boxers, boxer shorts, breach, breaches, breaching, breached, material breach, material breaches, tear, tears, tearing, torn, split, splits, splitting, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warned, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'
Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.
'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'
'I really miss ripping things to shreds.'
"Excuse me...you have a tear in your dress."
"You have a giant rip in your pants."
"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."
'Actually, I'd better have 2 pairs of trousers in case I get a hole.'
'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'
'You must be the new guy.'
'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'
'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'
Grave epitaph: It's who you know (single flower).
"He sure liked to drink a lot."
'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'