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Family Car to Feed.
'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'
Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.
Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.
'Looks like I can't afford my midlife crises until I'm 70.'
What to Do About the High Cost of Gas....
'The energy company are replacing our old letterbox for a more efficient one.'
'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'
"Great news! The rate of our descent into poverty has reduced by 0.2%."
'The pain you're now experiencing is also often called 'Pain at the Pump'!'
'Aren't you lucky....having a wife who never cooks.'
The only thing growing in the US drought is the food prices.
'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'
'I sold my car to buy this can of gas...guess I could have thought that one through better.'
'Stop dropping that rubbish!'
'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
Costs can be high.
'Probably something to do with hot air.'
"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
'With our new simplified energy charges would you like to go with the 'Guaranteed Destitution' plan or the 'Selling your organs for Heating' option?'
'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'
'Forget retirement, will I have enough to keep gas in my car?'