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'High gas prices are threatening your re-election.'
'What's commonly being prescribed for 'gas at the pump' pain?'
'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'
'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'
'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'
Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.
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'Looks like I can't afford my midlife crises until I'm 70.'
Gas Pumping while Vaccumming out Money.
'The energy company are replacing our old letterbox for a more efficient one.'
'At last! An energy bill we can understand.'
'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'
"Great news! The rate of our descent into poverty has reduced by 0.2%."
'Aren't you lucky....having a wife who never cooks.'
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"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."
'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'
'Can we afford to get up?'
"A Penny for your Thoughts."
'I sold my car to buy this can of gas...guess I could have thought that one through better.'
'You think gas is high? Your mocha latte works out to $85 a gallon.'
"Then soaring coast of environmental-protection legislation have forced us to pass part of this burden to the consumer. Your share is $171,947.65."
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'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
'You ought to thank me for having the foresight to beat tomorrow's price increases!'
'I'm at the mercy of the organization of lemon-exporting countries.'