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Rites Cartoons and Comics

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Voodoo for Today

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Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.

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Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris

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'And if you like we can arrange for you to receive next to last rites on the morning of your surgery.'

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"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

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"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

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"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."

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"It was peaceful - I listed his faults the one last time and he drifted away."

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."

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"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

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"For Lent, I'm giving up the other parts of my religion."

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'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

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"Attendance is way up since they substituted fortune cookies for those funny little wafers."

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'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

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'Has the font been swabbed for MRSA'

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'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

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'The Egyptians buried their kings with a huge supply of beer. I asked Sue to do the same for me, but she said where I'm going it won't keep.'

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'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

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'Granted it's not as spectacular as a pyramid but it saves an awful lot of money.'

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'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

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Skier being read last rites.

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"I'm in for bigamy..."

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