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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
Tags:real estate, estate agent, estate agents, home buyer, home buyers, buy a house, buying a house, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, stoop, stoops, ritual, rituals, morning ritual, morning rituals, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage payment, mortgage payments, underwater, bill, bills, stress, stresses, realistic, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners
The Fall Collection
Tags:fall, fall collection, fall collections, fashion, fashion sense, fashion senses, short day, short days, early evening, early evenings, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal changes, cold, dark, darkness, holiday season, holiday seasons, foreboding, sense of foreboding, impending, october, september, ritual, rituals, omen, omens, ominous
"I'm thinking about having a child."
Tags:witch, witches, cannibalism, eating people, ritual, rituals, ritual killing, ritual killings, ritual murder, ritual murders, pregnancy, getting pregnant, having kids, having children, trying for a kid, trying for a baby, trying for a child, baby, babies, eating out, dining out, menu, menus, order, ordering, trying to get pregnant, starting a family, sacrifice, sacrifices, child sacrifice, child sacrifices, child-sacrifices, child-sacrifice, unbaptised, baptism, witch's child, witches' children, witchs child
Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'
"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."
Tags:ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, obsessive compulsion, mental state, lonely, loneliness, ritual, rituals, ritualistic, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorhood, evening plans, evening plan, lonely existence, invitation, invitations, socialize, socialise, socializing, socialising
"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
Tags:temple, temples, worship, worshiping, inca, incas, mayan, maya, god, gods, ancient civilizations, ancient culture, ritual, rituals, offering, offerings, oracle, oracles, ceremony, ceremonies, ancient ceremony, ancient ceremonies, ancient temple, ancient temples, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, tax, taxes, tax cut, tax cuts, politics, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, fiscal policy, fiscal policies, treasury
Tags:inca, incas, incan, maya, mayas, mayan, gods, god, script, scripts, scripted, temple, temples, ancient temple, ancient temples, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, ritual, rituals, ceremony, ceremonies, ceremonial, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, crowd, crowds, history, historical, ancient culture, ancient cultures, production, produce, producer, producers, writer, writers, writing, script writer, overproduced, overproduce, showboat, showboating, criticism, critique, critiques, review, reviews, announcement, announcements
"Being a retriever, donna, has nothing to do with being anal retentive."
Tags:ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, mental health, mentally ill, mental illness, psychoanalysis, detail, details, detail oriented, perfectionist, perfectionists, ritual, rituals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, golden retriever, golden retrievers
"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"
Tags:god, gods, homicide, religion, religions, religious, women, men, superstitious, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, ritual, rituals, sacrifice, sacrifices, volcano, volcanoes, death, dying, dead, killed, kill, killers, killer, die, worship, worshipping, history, historic, historians, historian, women's rights, equality, equal rights
"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"
Tags:novel, novelty, monks, monk, religion, religions, religious, buddhist, buddhism, laughter, laughing, laughing stock, inappropriate, interruption, interrupt, interrupted, guru, gurus, tea ceremony, ritual, rituals, right for the job, job, jobs, work, career advice, career guidance, choosing the right career, choosing the right job, right career, right job
"You'll never catch me! Not without arms!"
"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
Tags:call, calls, calling, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, pagan, pagans, pagan ritual, pagan rituals, ritual, rituals, magic, magical, satanic, witch, witches, goat, goats, cult, cults, costume, costumes, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, private office, private offices, manager, managers, management
Tags:arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, slot machine, slot machines, coin op, coin ops, coin-op, coin-ops, jew, jews, jewish, judaism, mole, moles, bris, brit milah, circumcision, circumcisions, mohel, mohels, covenant of circumcision, circumciser, circumcisers, tradition, traditions, ritual, rituals, shpasik, jtoons
Dowsing for Coffee
Tags:dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
Tags:god, gods, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, anger, angers, angry, angry god, angry gods, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, native, natives, religion, religions, anger the gods, angers the gods, angering the gods, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, quick to anger, easily angered
Tags:hopscotch, summon, summons, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, incantation, incantations, satan, devil, demon, demons, demon worship, devil worship, accident, accidents, accidental, call, calls, calling, satanic, ritual, rituals, rite, rites, satanic, satanism, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mishap, mishaps
"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."
"Tell me about the constant hand washing."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, raccoon, raccoons, animal, animals, obsessive behaviour, obsessive behavior, ritual, rituals
'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'
Indian Face Painting
"Wait. Let me have one more try."
Tags:wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, magic, magics, magician, magicians, robe, robes, magic wand, wand, incantation, incantations, spell, spells, ritual, rituals, black magic, white magic, can, can opener, open, opening, wife, wives, husbands and wives, husband and wife, married, married life, marriage, married couple, one more try, one more, help, helping, helping hand