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'Well this is awkward.'
"I knew you were always Mom's favorite!"
Tags:favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, brother, brothers, sibling, siblings, rivalry, rivalries, lineup, lineups, police lineup, police lineups, witness, witnesses, brotherly, competition, competitions, perp, perps, favorite child, favorite children, favourite child, favourite children
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
Tags:subway series, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball season, baseball seasons, baseball game, baseball games, sports rivalry, sports rivalries, rivalry, rivalries, new york sports, new york sports teams, new york sports, subway, subways, ticket, tickets, ticket scalping, ticket scalper, ticket scalpers, markup, markups, scalper, scalping, scalpers, token, tokens, subway token, subway tokens, sketchy, ticket, tickets, ticket prices, ticket price, ticket re-selling, ticket re-sellers, ticket re-seller, new york city street, new york city streets, nyc, life in new york, new york life, sports fan, sports fans, sports games, sports, sport
'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'
"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."
Tags:personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, personnel department, door sign, door signs, hiring, recruitment, staff office, hr, human resources, anti social, anti-social, unsocial, introvert, introverts, unsociable, management, people management, business management, rival, rivals, rivalry, offices
"Yes, living well is the best revenge, but right now I'd settle just for doing better than my brother-in-law."
"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."
Tags:willpower, willpowers, will power, will powers, will-power, will-powers, cat, cats, dog, dogs, canine, canines, feline, felines, pet, pets, natural enemy, natural enemies, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, cats versus dogs, dogs versus cats, cats vs dogs, dogs vs cats, persistence, determination, determinations, persistent
"The word you're looking for is 'rapprochement'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, cat, feline, felines, cats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, cats vs. dogs, dogs vs. cats, rival, rivals, rivalry, enemy, enemies, rapprochement, harmony, friendship, reconciliation
Bookstores outpace the Kindle by devising a way to transfer every book ever written directly into a customer's brain.
"Frankly, I don't like women."
Tags:women, woman, womens issues, women's issues, relationship, relationships, love hate relationship, love hate relationships, female relationship, female relationships, catty, cattiness, competitive, competitiveness, admitting, owning up, rival, rivalry, rivals, gender issues, gender issues, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender discrimination, inequality, gender inequality
'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'
"At last we've trashed the Stocktons!"
Bad Heir Day
"Callahan, get off my coattails!"
"To me, the Hudson is much more than a river - it's a moat."
Tags:hudson, hudson river, new york, new jersey, divide, divides, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, condescend, condescends, condescending, moat, moats, keep out, keeps out, keeping out, gated community, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, river, rivers, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, snobby, class difference, divide, divides, division, divisions, classist, classism
Don't Invite to the Same Party
Tags:rivalry, rivalries, bible story, bible stories, bible figure, bible figures, biblical, holofernes, judith, book of judith, gospel, gospels, faux pas, cocktail party, cocktail partie, party, parties, host a party, hosting a party, party tip, party tips, christian, christians, christianity, bible scholar, bible scholars, holy bible, john the baptist, salome
"Watch yourself, Bannister! I'm like Clinton—faster than I look."
A helicopter campaign for a political candidate is shot down by a helicopter campaigning for a rival candidate.
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, helicopter, helicopters, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, sabotage, sabotaging, rival, rivals, rivalry, enemy, enemies, competitive, competition, jealous, jealousy, electoral sabotage
"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."
Tags:ex, ex-boyfriends, jealous, jealousy, wife, wives, girlfriends, meet, meets, meeting, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, former partner, former partners, couple, couples, friend, friendship, friendships, cocktail party, cocktail parties, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, toxic masculinity
"I hope you kept the box it came in."
"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."
Tags:satellite, satellites, satellite program, satellite programs, advertise, advertises, advertising, ad, ads, advert, adverts, ad campaign, ad campaigns, cola, colas, cola company, cola companies, soda, soda company, soda companies, pop, fizzy, conglomerate, conglomerates, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, competition, competitions, competitive