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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, crime, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.
"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'
Clearing the castle's moat.
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"To me, the Hudson is much more than a river - it's a moat."
Tags:hudson, hudson river, new york, new jersey, divide, divides, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, condescend, condescends, condescending, moat, moats, keep out, keeps out, keeping out, gated community, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, river, rivers, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, snobby, class difference, divide, divides, division, divisions, classist, classism
'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
Tags:price range, price ranges, river, rivers, hudson river, river view, river views, new york, real estate, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, priority, priorities, view, views, polluted, pollution, room with a view, rooms with a view, view, views, low price, low prices, real estate agent, real estate agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, buy a house, buying a house, compromise, compromises, compromising, priority, priorities, technicality, technicalities, underwater
Tags:canal, canals, street, streets, road, roads, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, water, river, rivers, flood, flooded, venice, subway, metro, train, trains, underground, tube, transport, transportation, public transportation, track, tracks, station, stations, platform, platforms, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, passenger, passengers, swim, swimming, new york, ny, urban, city, city life, urban life, word play, word plays, literal, canal street
Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
Tags:source, source of the river, river, rivers, stream, streams, still, spring, springs, oil, oils, crude, crude oil, barrel, barrels, gas, petrol, diesel, gowanus, canal, environmental, environmentally, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmental crisis, climate change, global warming, environment, waste, toxic, toxic waste, landscape, countryside, country side, nature, natural, fossil fuel, fossil fuels
'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'
Tags:sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in water
'Ready to try out your new training?'
Fish with a water supply.
Looking for Fool's Gold...
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
Broken Beaver Dam
"Mr. Whitlocke can't speak to you now. He's sculling on the Charles."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, reception, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, charles river, river, rivers, boston, massachusetts, university, universities, rowing, rower, rowers, glory days, living in the past, scull, sculling, sculler, scullers, higher education, college, colleges, oar, oars, sport, sports
'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'
'Seriously, don't you think it's a funny tree-trunk?'
Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'
Cirrhosis of the river.
"Larry and I decided to swim up separate streams this year."
Tags:fish, fishes, separate, separated, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, stream, streams, river, rivers, breakup, breakups, breaking up, ex, exes, ex-husband, ex-husbands, ex-wife, ex-wives