Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"When I hit the switch, we'll see what they look like in the hi-beams."
Tags:hi beam, hi beams, hi-beam, hi-beams, headlight, headlights, deer in the headlights, deer, deers, venison, role reversal, role reversals, role-reversal, revenge, vengeance, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, deer hunting, deer hunter, deer hunters, hunter, hunters, hunting, roadkill, roadkills, road-kill, road-kills
"It would be a lot more fair if traffic would occasionally run out in front of us."
"Are we going to do the five second rule?"
"Be we eat dead animals. You can't go vegan!"
Tags:roadkill, roadkills, road-kill, road-kills, road kill, road kills, vulture, vultures, scavenger, scavengers, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, food chain, food chains, rebel, rebels, rebellion, rebellions, teen, teens, teenage, youthful
"Is he still playing?"
"He never heard the Prius coming."
As family and friends gathered for the viewing of their loved one, unbeknownst to them, another tragedy was about to unfold.
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'
"Remember - make it look like an accident."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, mobster, mobsters, hitmen, hitman, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, gangster, gangsters, criminals, crimes, criminal, organized crime, organised crime, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mob, accident, organized, nature, animal, roadkill, road-kill, road kill, road kills, roadkills, road-kills
'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'
The Seeing-Eye Squirrel
"It's road kill."
Tags:meat, meats, butchers, free-range, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, diets, road kill, road kills, road-kill, road-kills, butcher, ranch, ranches, ranching, free range animal, free range animals, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, nutrition, diet, cheap meat, cheap food, special offer, discount, discounts
Food truck creates roadkill
"Well, it's nothing to people about."
"Well, he didn't make it across... but he's made it a heck of a lot safer for the rest of us."
'I blame my parents.'
How the tortoise really won the race against the hare...
Tags:tombstone, tombstones, tomb, tombs, cemetery, cemeteries, roadkill, roadkills, road kill, road kills, road-kill, road-kills, graveyard, graveyards, grave yard, grave yards, grave, graves, traffic accident, traffic accidents, animal life, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, car accident, car accidents
"It's a new hunting invention - It makes roadkill!"
'Are you sure they always stop for plate glass?'
'Ironically, Billy went looking for roadkill and now he is...let's eat!'
'This isn't one of those poor intensive livestock farm animals. It's completely natural and died of natural causes - I ran over it parking the car.'
Tags:roadkill, roadkills, road kill, road kills, road-kill, road-kills, natural causes, natural cause, livestock, livestocks, battery farm, intensive animal farming, industrial livestock production, factory farming, factory farm, factory farms, cruelty to animals, homemade meal, homecooked meal, home-cooked meal, home-made meal, environmental conscience, animal rights