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"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'
'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
'I found another pothole.'
Driver sees computer grid replacing landscape ahead. Road sign reads: 'Computer Simulation Next 2 Miles.'
The Cone Ranger
'I guess they ran out of stimulus money before finishing the Yellow Brick Road.'
'These zoning regulations sure are making it easier to fill pot holes.'
Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.
'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'
Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'
Some road 'work' somewhere ahead but good luck finding it!
'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'
Zero to sixty in two seconds.
Men on a coffee break.
Keeping your eyes on the road can be painful.
Yellow brick road closed for construction.
'This CARP-el tunnel syndrome makes work difficult. My hands keep slipping off my jackhammer.'
The Feng Shui of the road must be off.
Road work ahead - Be prepared to stop.
Caution! Flagman training next 10 miles...stop, stop, stop...
"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."