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'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'
"It would be a lot more fair if traffic would occasionally run out in front of us."
"Are we going to do the five second rule?"
"Be we eat dead animals. You can't go vegan!"
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"Is he still playing?"
"He never heard the Prius coming."
As family and friends gathered for the viewing of their loved one, unbeknownst to them, another tragedy was about to unfold.
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'
"Remember - make it look like an accident."
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'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'
"It's road kill."
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Food truck creates roadkill
'Well, mom... the good news is we've got something for dinner now...'
"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."
'In memoriam, I'd like to do a little number 'bout bein' on the road.'
'I blame my parents.'
How the tortoise really won the race against the hare...
"It's a new hunting invention - It makes roadkill!"
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'Are you sure they always stop for plate glass?'
Road Kill For One
'Ironically, Billy went looking for roadkill and now he is...let's eat!'