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"Don't make me come down there."
Tags:prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness
Tags:standard, standards, song, songs, driving song, driving songs, driving music, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, shift, shifts, gear shift, gear shifts, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, radio, driving music, classic, classic rock, punk rock, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents
G.P.S. satellites gone bad
Tags:gps, g.p.s., gps satellites, g.p.s. satellites, gps satellite, g.p.s. satellite, global positioning system, directions, wrong directions, travel, travelling, driving, drive, driver, drivers, long drive, road trip, road trips, lost, off-course, off-track, disorientated, bad directions, gone bad, gone rogue, going bad, going rogue, bad, rogue
"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
Tags:vacation, vacations, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, cliche, cliches, what i did this summer, road trip, road trips, back seat, back seats, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, car trip, car trips, car journey, car journeys, journey, journeys, gripe, gripes, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, family vacation, family vacations, uninterested, disinterested, essay, essays, essay assignment, essay assignments
Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'
"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
Tags:fly, flies, roach, roaches, roach motel, roach motels, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, cockroach, cockroaches, trap, traps, trapping, pest, pests, exterminate, exterminates, exterminating, extermination, exterminations, road trip, road trips, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, house fly, house flies
"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school
"Are we there yet?"
Tags:evolution, travel, autos, highways, animals, talking, road trip, road trips, tetrapod, tetrapods, land animal, land animals, evolve, evolves, leave the ocean, leaving the ocean, are we there yet, impatient, impatience, process, processes, slow process, slow processes, gradual shift, gradual shifts, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
Tags:travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcement
Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.
Tags:highway, highways, road sign, road signs, signage, signs, sign, literal meaning, literal, literally, expectation, expectations, misleading, mislead, highway exit, highway exits, road trip, road trips, gas, fuel, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, restaurant, restaurants, roadside, roadside service, roadside services, car, cars, driving, symbol, symbols
"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
Tags:space travel, travel, travels, travelling, traveling, road trip, road trips, song, songs, singalong, singalongs, long drive, long drives, long flight, long flights, flight, flights, air travel, bottles of beer, vacation, vacations, family vacation, family vacations, rocket, rockets, rocketship, rocketships, rocket ship, rocket ships
Descent Into The Maelstrom
Tags:roadtrip, road trip, road trips, roadtrips, road-trip, road-trips, family, happy families, family life, child, children, kid, kids, psychology, psychological, observe, observation, observations, family life, modern life, modern, modernity, modern family, nuclear family, bicker, bickering, argue, argument, arguing, argues, arguments, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, drivers, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, stress, stressed, stressing, road rage, roadrage, road-rage, journey, journeys, vacation, vacations, holiday, holiday
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
Leave Dad Alone- Next 200 Miles
Tags:leave alone, annoying, annoy, annoys, family, families, auto, autos, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, drive, driving, drives, stress, stressing, stresses, irritated, children, child, kid, kids, roadtrip, road trip, road-trip, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, roadtrips, road trips, road-trips
Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
Tags:road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, fall out, falls out, falling out, discussion, discussions, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, family trip, family trips, cooped up, family dysfunction, dysfunctional families, road sign, road signs, highway, highways, long distance drive, long distance drives, prediction, predictions
A Passage to Indiana
"Are we there yet?"
Tags:trojan horse, horse costume, horse costumes, horse, horses, leg, legs, walking, road trip, road trips, family trip, family trips, family vacation, family vacations, travelling with kids, traveling with kids, travelling with children, traveling with children, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, are we there yet, cliche, cliches, complaint, complaints, complaining, whinging, whinging, whine, whinge
"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."
Tags:kid, kids, baby, babies, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, roadtrip, roadtrips, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holidaying, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, napped, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting tip, parenting tips, travelling tip, travelling tips, travel tip, travel tips, family life, family-life
How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121
Tags:how's my driving, truck, trucks, truck driver, truck drivers, trucker, truckers, long distance, long distances, 900 number, 900 numbers, premium number, premium numbers, feedback, feedback form, feedback forms, complaint, complaints, complaining, complaints department, complaints departments, road trip, road trips
Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.
Tags:road sign, road signs, sign, signs, crossover, crossovers, car, cars, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, slow lane, fast lane, slow lanes, fast lanes, right wing, right wings, left wing, left wings, left-winger, left-wingers, right-winger, right-wingers, political affiliation, political affiliations, politically affiliated, pointless, pointlessness, needless, confusing, interstate travel, road trip, road trips
You're getting warmer.