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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf
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'I guess this means it's over between us.'
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'
"This can't be right..."
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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'
'I don't like this!'
Thanksgiving Turkey Trial
'Welcome to our village -- you're just in time for our celebrity roast!'
Thanksgiving/Xmas for Turkeys.
'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'
"I hear Harry was given a warm welcome at his new job...about 350 degrees."
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The Gurdleys always reveled in Uncle Howie's holiday tradition of slicing the meat while juggling the carving knife, turkey and gravy.
"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."
"Who's for twerky?"
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"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."
'Strange… I've suddenly got this taste of red cabbage - with cinnamon and apples - in my mouth.'
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."
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'Mom, that's not fair! Dad got an apple and I don't!'