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"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
'For cryin' out loud. . . again?! Do you mind? I'm trying to read here!'
'Harold, you forgot to wear sunscreen again didn't you?'
'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'
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Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!
'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'
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'Don't forget to get my drumsticks.'
Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.
'Did you remember to stuff the chicken?' 'I didn't have to. It was full already.'
'How's the steak?' 'The steak's ok. The gravy's tough.'
'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'
Man roasting his satay by the sun.
'I think your pot has roasted.'
'Are you going to the Celebrity Roast?'
'When they roast someone here, they're really roasted.'
'No wonder somebody caught it, it's legs are tied.'