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'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Mime Celebrity Roast
Tags:roast, roasts, roasting, celebrity roast, celebrity roasts, mime, mimes, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, celebrity, celebrities, gesture, gestures, gesturing, charades, silent, silence, clown, clowns, insult, insults, insult comic, insult comics, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, ridiculous, point, points, pointing, pointing a finger, pointing the finger
Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, branch, branches, tree branch, tree branches, twig, twigs, stick, sticks, tree, trees, marshmallow, marshmallows, roasting, roasted, roasting marshmallows, camping, campfire, campfires, fire, fires, camp, camps, summer camp, summer camps, bonfire, bonfires, cookout, cook-out, smores, smore, s'mores, mistake, mistakes, bad decision, bad decisions, bad choice, bad choices, dangerous
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.
"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
Tags:turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, roast, roasts, roasting, comedy roast, comedy roasts, comedy roasting, misunderstanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstandings, holiday, holidays, holiday season, holiday seasons, thanksgiving turkey, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, feast, feasts, thanksgiving, celebration, celebrations, insult, insults, put-down, put-downs, putdown, putdowns
Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun
'Welcome to our village -- you're just in time for our celebrity roast!'
'Harold, you forgot to wear sunscreen again didn't you?'
'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'
'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
'For cryin' out loud. . . again?! Do you mind? I'm trying to read here!'
'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'
Tags:camping, camp, camps, camped, camper, campers, scout, scouts, marshmallow, marshmallows, campfire, campfires, plumper, bear, bears, eat, eating, eaten, eats, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks, cooker, cookers, kid, kids, fat, fattening, fats, roast, roasting, tent, tents, outdoors, outside, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'
'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'
'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'
'Did you remember to stuff the chicken?' 'I didn't have to. It was full already.'
A crematorium worker has been caught out toasting Marshmallows.
'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'