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'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
Tags:pig, pigs, pork, hog, hogs, hog roast, hog roasts, funeral, funerals, vegetarian, vegetarians, carnivore, carnivores, wake, wakes, roast, roasts, vegan, vegans, veganism, guilt, guilt-inducing, guilting, widow, widows, widowed, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, pork roll, pork rolls, pork bun, pork buns, whole hog, funeral rites
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, fire, fires, on fire, flames, flaming, roast, roasts, chicken, chickens, turkey, turkeys, water, sparkling water, tap water, emergency, emergencies, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding
"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
Tags:class divide, class division, class divisions, cook, cooks, cooking, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, roast, roasts, meal, meals, cook, cooks, cooking, drunk, drunks, drunken, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, couple, couples, married couple, married couples
Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf
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Mime Celebrity Roast
Tags:roast, roasts, roasting, celebrity roast, celebrity roasts, mime, mimes, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, celebrity, celebrities, gesture, gestures, gesturing, charades, silent, silence, clown, clowns, insult, insults, insult comic, insult comics, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, ridiculous, point, points, pointing, pointing a finger, pointing the finger
'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
'I guess this means it's over between us.'
Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
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"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, vegans, vegetarians, roast, roasts, turkey, turkeys, meat, meats, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, giant, huge, large, dinner, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, christmas, christmases, christmas dinner, thanksgiving dinner, carve, carving, imagine, imagining, ease, ease the pain, difficult, difficulty
"This can't be right..."
Tags:stuffing, dressing, turkey, thanksgiving, turkeys, stuffed turkey, stuffed turkeys, turkey dinner, turkey dinners, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, roast meal, roast meals, roast dinner, roast dinners, roast, roasts, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, mistake, mistakes
Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving
"Turkey?! No! They eat GOAT on Thanksgiving. I heard they even have a special table for you called the 'kid's' table. Sucker!"
"We thank you for this food and the additives, preservatives and antibiotics therein."
Tags:food additive, food additives, preservative, preservatives, gmo, gmos, genetically modified, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, antibiotics, food hygiene, food safety, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, roast, roasts, thanksgiving, christmas, thanksgiving dinner, christmas dinner
"Appetizer is almost done."
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'Welcome to our village -- you're just in time for our celebrity roast!'