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'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
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Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
Mime Celebrity Roast
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'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
'I guess this means it's over between us.'
Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
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"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
"This can't be right..."
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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
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Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving
"We thank you for this food and the additives, preservatives and antibiotics therein."
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"Turkey?! No! They eat GOAT on Thanksgiving. I heard they even have a special table for you called the 'kid's' table. Sucker!"
'Welcome to our village -- you're just in time for our celebrity roast!'
'Harold, you forgot to wear sunscreen again didn't you?'
'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'