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Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'
"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."
"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
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"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."
Tags:mug, mugging, mugged, mugger, muggers, robber, robbers, rob, robbing, burglar, burglars, robber outfit, robber outfits, retro, retro clothing, retro look, retro looks, fashion, fashions, questionable fashion, robber mask, robber masks, laughing, laugh, snigger, sniggers, sniggering, iconography
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."
Tags:beg borrow steal, begging borrowing stealing, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, stealing, thief, thieves, mugger, muggers, mugging, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, threatened, held at gunpoint, excuse, excuses, making excuses, no excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
Tags:rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, sell, sells, selling, sold, seller, sellers, con, cons, conman, conmen, con man, con men, security, securities, security system, security systems, house, houses, home, homes, irony, ironic, scam, scams, scamming, scammed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, opportunity, opportunities, business opportunity, business opportunities, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, self-serving, altruism, altruist, altruists, consumerism, consumerist, material goods, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, burgled
"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
Tags:criminal, criminals, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, convenience store, convenience stores, religion, religious, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bless, blessings, sins, sinning, bounty, money, loot, gang, gangs, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, modern life, found god, found religion
"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"
Tags:reese's pieces, candy, candies, peanut butter, peanut butter lover, peanut butter lovers, guilty, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure, snack, snacks, snack food, snack foods, sweet tooth, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, stick-up, stick-ups, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, liquor store, liquor stores, convenience store, convenience stores, bodega, bodegas, impulse buy, impulse buys, distraction, distractions, distracting
"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, mugged, mugging, muggings, negotiating, negotiations, negotiating stance, politician, politicians, threaten, threatening, threatened, threat, threats, hands tied, held at gunpoint, political negotiation, political negotiations
"Louie, you apply for a loan while Rocco heads in through this door and files for bankruptcy."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, banking, bank robber, bank robbers, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, bankruptcy, bankrupt, file, files, filing, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, plan, plans, planning, loan application, loan applications, conspire, conspires, conspiring, defraud
"Your charisma or your life!"
A cop chases a robber on a moving walkway.
Tags:moving walkway, moving walkways, moving sidewalk, moving sidewalks, autowalk, autowalks, travelator, travelators, chase, chases, foot chase, foot chases, pursue, pursues, pursuing, robber, robbers, criminal, criminals, lazy, laziness, run away, runs away, running away, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, airport, airports, police officer, police officers, law enforcement
"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."