Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
Tags:space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes
"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."
Tags:mug, mugging, mugged, mugger, muggers, robber, robbers, rob, robbing, burglar, burglars, robber outfit, robber outfits, retro, retro clothing, retro look, retro looks, fashion, fashions, questionable fashion, robber mask, robber masks, laughing, laugh, snigger, sniggers, sniggering, iconography
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."
Tags:beg borrow steal, begging borrowing stealing, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, stealing, thief, thieves, mugger, muggers, mugging, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, threatened, held at gunpoint, excuse, excuses, making excuses, no excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses
'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
Tags:rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, sell, sells, selling, sold, seller, sellers, con, cons, conman, conmen, con man, con men, security, securities, security system, security systems, house, houses, home, homes, irony, ironic, scam, scams, scamming, scammed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, mugged, mugging, muggings, negotiating, negotiations, negotiating stance, politician, politicians, threaten, threatening, threatened, threat, threats, hands tied, held at gunpoint, political negotiation, political negotiations
"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"
Tags:reese's pieces, candy, candies, peanut butter, peanut butter lover, peanut butter lovers, guilty, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure, snack, snacks, snack food, snack foods, sweet tooth, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, stick-up, stick-ups, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, liquor store, liquor stores, convenience store, convenience stores, bodega, bodegas, impulse buy, impulse buys, distraction, distractions, distracting
A man goes through the pockets of a sleeping woman
Tags:thief, thieves, rob, robbing, rifle through, go through, search, searching, invasion of privacy, the morning after, one night stand, one night stands, honey trap, honey traps, honey trapping, sleeping woman, sleeping women, deceit, deceive, deceiving, holiday romance, holiday maker, holiday makers
"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."
'Hand over the brain.'
Tags:wizard of oz, scarecrow, scarecrows, tin man, tin men, tinman, tinmen, lion, lions, brain, brains, rob, robs, robbing, robbed, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stole, stolen, gun, guns, yellow brick road, yellow brick roads, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Tags:animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding
Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
Tags:tire, tires, tyre, tyres, wheel, wheels, rogaine, bald, balding, smooth, smoothing, slick, slicks, rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, danger, dangerous, pain, pains, painful, painfully, gun, guns, shoot, shots, arm, armed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, robber, robbers, robbing, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, hold-up, hold-ups, stick-up, stick-ups, crimes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, steal, mask, masks, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun violence, violence, violent, threatening, threaten, threatens, gun crime, gun crimes, gun control, chain, chains, pen on a chain
"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
Tags:husband, wife, partner, spouse, husbands, wives, spouses, partners, robbery, rob, robbing, stealing, theft, thieving, complicit, helping, music, accordian, musician, annoying, loud, accordians, player, accordian player, players, annoys, annoy, help, helping, helper, selective, select, secret, peeve, pet peeve, secrets, secretive, frustration, frustrations
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
'Before the group hug, I had a Rolex here!'
"Stop, thief!" "Hey, lady, I resent that label."
"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
Tags:gentrify, gentrifies, gentrification, stall, stalls, stalling, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, race, racial division, racial divisions, crimes, crime wave, crime waves, crime rate, crime rates, yuppie, yuppies, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, gullible, gullibility, steal, steals, stealing, racial divide, racial divides
"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."
"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
Tags:robin hood, literature, myth, myths, legends, legend, rich, poor, wealthy, wealth, money, declare, declaring, declaration, declarations, deduct, deduction, deductions, thief, thieves, stealing, rob, robber, robbers, robbing, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, accountant, accountants, accounting, tax law, tax lawyer, tax lawyers, tax attorney, tax attorneys