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"My right nipple is cold."
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
Tags:klan, the klan, robe, robes, wizard, grand wizard, gnome, gnomes, peasant, peasants, patient, patients, examination room, examination, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, treatment, treating, treatments, gown, gowns, pun, puns, play on words, word play, racism, race, disobedience, disobedient, obedient, obedience, obey, obeyed, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, checkups, check ups, hood, hoods, hooded, political, politics, ethnicity, nationality
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”
Tags:judge, judges, jurist, jurists, jurisprudence, court, courts, trial, trials, leal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, marriage, married life, husbands, metamorphosis, clothing, robe, robes, uniform, uniforms, idiot, idiots, simpleton, simpletons, transformation, transformations, costume, costumes, costuming
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'
'So should I bother with dinner?'
The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?
'Your new robe is nice, but I don't like the little alligator.'
"Wait. Let me have one more try."
Tags:wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, magic, magics, magician, magicians, robe, robes, magic wand, wand, incantation, incantations, spell, spells, ritual, rituals, black magic, white magic, can, can opener, open, opening, wife, wives, husbands and wives, husband and wife, married, married life, marriage, married couple, one more try, one more, help, helping, helping hand
"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, king, kings, king for a day, royal, royalty, treated like royalty, clothing, costume, costumes, crown, crowns, robe, robes, every dog has its day, luck, good luck, lucky, success, successful, good day, power, powerful, influence, influential, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions, saying, sayings
"It was better before God took up knitting."
Tags:hobbies, hobby, craft, crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knits, fashion, fashions, fashionable, wool, woolen, woolens, woolen goods, jumper, jumpers, pullover, pullovers, sweater, sweaters, winter, winter fashion, winter clothes, fall fashion, fall, merry christmas, happy holidays, happy christmas, god, gods, religious imagery, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, robe, robes, halo, halos, cloud, clouds, christian, christianity, christians, wooly, heaven, heavens, heavenly
"We wuz robed!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, complaining, complaint, complaints, robed, robe, robes, clothes, clothing, wordplay, word play
The end is near.
"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."
The end is nigh.
"This one simple draping trick will make people think you work out a lot."
The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!
"You're lucky. Most people can't stand up to ermine."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, tailor, tailors, seamstress, seamstresses, designer, designers, fashion, style, fabric, material, materials, fur, ermine, fitting, fittings, robe, robes, luck, lucky, personal style
'Bill missed rehearsal.'
"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."